I've figured out why I'm still single in my 30s, writes JANA HOCKING

I've found myself in a spot of bother. It has come to my attention recently that I sufferer from an affliction that finds me permanently single.

And confession, it is all my fault.

I discovered it late the other night when I was wide awake having an existential crisis. I was pondering the age old question 'why am I still single?' and I followed it up with a deep search and at approximately 3:15am I found the answer.

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