An investment banker allegedly 'thrust' his genitals into a tree in the shadow of 's famous Albert Memorial.Westminster Magistrates Court heard that 30-year-old Paolo Bollag's usual walk in the park last April was taken over by a fit of flora forniation, to the horror of innocent Kensington Gardens trees and shocked wildlife.After denying a charge of outraging public indecency, he was bailed on the condition that he does not enter the park again before his trial.
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