Going Spare? Me, too. Yet while there has been so much about this week — everything from his frozen penis to losing his virginity alfresco, although sadly these two incidents are not connected — let us spare a thought for .Where does all this leave him? Imagine his position. For most of your life you have loved and looked out for your little brother, only to discover via the pages of the fastest-selling memoir in history — 1.43 million copies in all formats in U.S., and Britain on day one — that he resented you all along. Deeply.Everything, from your bigger bedroom and your more exalted position in the family hierarchy, to your physical resemblance to Mummy, which he envy, envy, envies. Then he exults when this resemblance disappears with age, replaced by ‘your alarming baldness, more advanced than mine’.
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