My name's Bryony Gordon - I'm an alcoholic and Mail's new columnist

My name is Bryony, and I’m an alcoholic. I know, I know. As opening ­gambits go, it’s hardly top notch, but I am afraid there’s more. Much, much more.

I am also, in no particular order: a reformed drug addict, a recovering bulimic with a ­history of binge eating chorizo, a life-long depressive who frequently takes her iron and hair straighteners to work for fear of house fires, and a larger lady who likes to run long distances in only her bra and knickers.

Oh, and there’s one more thing: I am your new Mail columnist.

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