Nearest Met Gala nip-slip... and the look that'll haunt me forever

When the last remnants of humanity are watching in their caves a thousand years from now, they'll look back and wonder what finally triggered the collapse of civilization.

Then they'll see footage of a moon-faced, ancient hobbling down the 2025 carpet and say: 'Ah-ha, that's the moment.'

Asked why the West's most infamously disfigured faces still participate in this annual parade of freakery, the grande madame of the evening offered this lumpy slop on Monday: 'I think fashion is a language. Like music is a language. And it's a global language, so I think an event like tonight will have a global resonance…'

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