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What a beautiful, sunny day it was for a wedding — and what a venue, too, the charming Chiesa di Santa Maria Maggiore, which dates all the way back to the 11th century.

There, in the Italian hill town of Assisi, at 11am on Wednesday last week, an electronic engineer married his French-teacher bride in a ceremony attended by more clergy than guests.

Other than the two witnesses, in fact, there was only one guest who, clad in Nike trainers, jeans and a blue North Sails top, remained flat on his back with his eyes shut throughout.

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